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Lews Fucking Therin Telamon
I have noticed a weird thing so it’s More Poll Time
When I went to school in the UK, we had mandatory swimming lessons. And swimming uniforms. When we were around 7
So when I heard in Canada that our high school had a secret pool in the basement that is locked up, yeah this made perfect sense to me
Teach them kids to swim, final test was jump into the water in all your clothes and tread water for 5 minutes (I skipped this by moving continents)
But guys
Guys
Swimming lessons are not part of the Canadian school curriculum. You gotta pay extra for that shit, usually at the pool
And yet so far we are on 3/3 every high school anyone I know went to had a rumour about there being a secret basement pool
Why?? Did y’all have this rumour? Did you learn swimming? Where are you??
Geographic samples from the places I have heard this rumour crop up in the most general sense cuz I just don’t know what the baseline is anywhere else
Did y’all have the Secret Pool Rumour
Yes, in North America
No, in North America
Yes, in Europe
No, in Europe
Yes, and got free swimming lessons
No, and got free swimming lessons
No, our school really has one I touched it (specify general location)
Yes, specify other continent
No, specify other continent
Yes and I know why! (Please tell me)
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